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poruka Feb 8 2007, 19:56
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Par programerskih viceva, koji nisu za shiru masu (posto naravno nece skontati)

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Sta programer kaze kad zeli oralni sex?
Unpack and execute
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Koliko programera treba da se zameni sijalica?
Nijedan, to je ipak hardverski problem
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Sta vice programer kad se davi ?
F1 F1 F1 !!!
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Posalje zena muza programera u radju i kazu mu:
"Kupi margarin, ako ima jaja, kupi 10 !"
Muz ode u radnju, vraca se kuci, stavi na sto 10 margarina i kaze:
"Ima jaja"
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- - Death To Ami G   (Mr. Van den Puup) Zna onaj pogled, ono, kad dev...   Feb 9 2007, 11:01
- - Nikola   Re: Programerski vicevi   Feb 9 2007, 11:20
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- - The Hat Man2   (NS-KODE)The Programmers' Cheer: Shift to th...   Feb 9 2007, 11:32
- - nela   - Kako radnici MICROSOFT-a mjenjaju sijalicu kada ...   Feb 9 2007, 12:08
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- - Nikola   Re: Programerski vicevi   Feb 9 2007, 21:49
- - FludonJa   izgrizao sam ruku dok nisi napisao odgovor ;*   Feb 9 2007, 22:24
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- - Death To Ami G   RE: Programerski vicevi   Feb 15 2007, 21:44
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- - Frik   Coming soon: 13 is a prime, 4 is a feature, 5 is ...   Feb 16 2007, 05:59
- - mohel   Re: Programerski vicevi   Feb 16 2007, 12:30
- - NS-CODE   (I'm with the pilots)Several students were asked t...   Feb 16 2007, 12:48
- - I'm with the pilots   (NS-CODE)(I'm with the pilots)Several student...   Feb 16 2007, 15:30
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- - NS-CODE   prepuno greaka :mrgud: ali :smeh:   Feb 28 2007, 15:49
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- - PR0T0N   (I'm with the pilots)#include <stdio.h> #d...   Feb 28 2007, 16:20
|- - DYLAN   QUOTE(PR0T0N @ Feb 28 2007, 17:20) Ovo je...   Jul 6 2013, 16:39
- - Frik   Hehehehe, ^ do jajeta :tobre:   Feb 28 2007, 16:20
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- - noteB   Linus Torvalds wasn't born. he was developed. ...   Oct 14 2009, 22:12
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